||[Sep. 30th, 2005|12:50 pm]
we like poop
i found this in another community and the author gave me persmission to reprint it here for your complete enjoyment:
"Normally I would pick up a book and start to read to ease the pain of constipation.
But no. I could'nt poop this time. I waited...And waited. And then I picked up my guitar
and played on the toilet. Sure enough. Poop.
You see, music has the ability to move people, and in this case it did.
By pooping to the strum of my guitar I realized that music really does relax people, and that it's more
than just a feeling. The sound of my guitar was able to relax the muscles in my body long enough for my bowels to let loose and enjoy a melody.
So next time you're real tense or can't shit, listen to some music."